Rectal photography

The Toliet

I'm not sure what a toliet is, but evidently there's an unspoken history of it available on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Unspoken-Ifor-Ap-Glyn/dp/B074VD9NZZ

Run, Forrest, run!

Fire and furry

From Augusta, Maine's Kennebec Journal.

Never worn

Not only is it being worn in that photo, it's being worn while walking on the dirty street.

When is a wedding dress officially recognized as "worn"? What if a bride wears her dress down the aisle, but then halfway through the ceremony decides she changes her mind on the marriage and then leaves? Since the marriage wasn't finalized, when she goes to sell her dress later on Craigslist, can she still say "never worn"?  Is it only considered "worn" when the half-drunk bride spills champagne on it at the reception and Uncle Pete steps on the train while everyone is dancing?

Signing in the Rain

From People.com

From When?

Get your fu shot!

I'm an auther

Um...

I don't think 1-star means what you think it means

Don't be a toad

Memory's

I need a tudor

I wonder what his handwriting looks like...

110%

Snowy lizzard

We haven't gotten to that word in vocab yet

Am...something

Smell ya later