Oddly specific

Farther vs. Further

From http://news.yahoo.com

Hilarity of the content aside, learn how to use "farther" correctly in a sentence.

(Here's some help: http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com)

And spelling like one, too

Injurys

"Is"... "are"... Same thing.

Fast stomach exercises

Because, "fast stomach exercises" is so lively and attention-grabbing.

Satan

I think it's funny that whoever highlighted the fail missed the other one. Dillards is having a sale on "cloths"?

Love the 'stache

Just for the sheer stupidity

Date irrelevant

When it's a cold November morning in 2012, of course you would appreciate seeing the weather for August 2010. Who wouldn't?

You need not know spelling to work for H2

I wonder if an asteriod hitting Earth would be as catastrophic as an asteroid hitting us? For that matter, what is an asteriod?

From: History channel's Countdown to Apocalypse

Problems with English

You'd think these scammers would attract more scammees if they used better English.

31th

I like how someone has highlighted the mistake and made fun of it at the same time by echoing it with the orange "th" sticker under the flag.

Please don't

What?

This is what happens when people who don't speak English attempt to write advertisements:

Just be ugly

Very clolorful

From House Hunters International

Campus Cats

They always blame the cats.

Whimps

What about Whusses?

Triple-washed

I'm not sure moths need to be washed three times, but I guess it's good to not eat dirty bugs.

Juiced vegetables = Bevegetables

Your an idiot

Laughing too hard to put the extra "f"

Alcahol

Where to throw your baby

The saddest part about this sign is that it's even necessary.

New... Used... Same thing.

Apples from Carmel

I didn't realize Carmel, CA, had their own variety of apples.

And let's not even bother to discuss the redneck concept of Halloween tailgating.

More collegiate blunders

There are so many things wrong with this screen shot, but most amusing for me are the non-transparent transparent images.

Yah, Mon!

From: sciencedaily.com

(With 'can' left out, it makes more sense if you read it with a Jamaican accent.)

Tests

In this case it's the test-maker who's the idiot.

Apocalyptic real estate

When copy/paste is not your friend

Reply to refill! Oh wait, not really!

Please, drink it

From https://www.healthtap.com/#topics/expired-codeine-cough-syrup

Um, I don't think so

A book review found on itunes.apple.com/, regarding the new book, Spillover:


"I thought that this book was absolutely intriguing. It was very informative and scientific of course, but the author does an amazing job of turning this very factual and informative book into a story as well. It was very fun to read and I couldn't put it down. You won't go wrong reading this book, so if your thinking about buying it because the picture on the front is so awesome but your worried what's inside isn't, don't worry, you won't be let down. Just be aware that if your not into learning then you won't like this book. Zoonosis, the main topic of the book, is something all of Earth's citizens should be aware of, because like he mentions in this text, if your not to sure what zoonosis is now, don't worry, it won't be long before it's a household word, and how right he is! To win a war you must have knowledge, and make no mistake about it, the war on humans is very real, with the enemy being nature itself! If your worried that this book might be apocalyptic, don't be, it's not. The author just wants the reader, and the world for that matter, to be informed of the very real danger that biological specimens pose on the human-animal! Thanks Mr. Quammen for this amazing book. I'm thinking about doing graduate studies in virology because of this book!"

Ironic

Everyone

Somehow I doubt that

Math lesson

Thanks for the tip! Otherwise I wouldn't know how to do it!

Creme for my crack

Both

"I don't have time to put two o's!"

Whoe nneds speleing?

I love me some bananna varitey.

That's a lot of calling

Whore

wheretraveler.com

No Idling

Does the "of" really contribute anything?

Housekeeper

From https://jobs.ncsu.edu

I'm curi-ous about the dash

"to" instead of "top" is simply an oversight, but spelling cinnamon correctly is downright impressive.

Or FEWER. Not LESS. FEWER.

They all get this wrong.

Maybe the Capital Letter is to distract from the misspelling

What language is this?

Hair magazines

Really?