Decoration Only!

 

These expert tip

Cake decorators: "One 'R' is enough"

From: https://people.com/human-interest/woodstock-couple-photo-cake-50th-anniversary/

Change your hole

Possibly pun intended, though funny either way!

Shh!

Let's fight those kids!

There is "a rat" in separate.

There There

There are some punctuation issues, too, but who wants to nitpick?

We are is a good reliable company

And AOL should apologize to its readers for spelling blunder

As seen at "Today on AOL"

Or maybe, "every year"

Math. It's hard, folks.

20+3=23

From AOL News

I'm confused by the distinction between "dead" and "killed." If someone's been killed, they're dead.

That Drink Belongs to Yogurt

What Kind of Cloth?

Rectal photography

The Toliet

I'm not sure what a toliet is, but evidently there's an unspoken history of it available on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Unspoken-Ifor-Ap-Glyn/dp/B074VD9NZZ

Run, Forrest, run!

Fire and furry

From Augusta, Maine's Kennebec Journal.

Never worn

Not only is it being worn in that photo, it's being worn while walking on the dirty street.

When is a wedding dress officially recognized as "worn"? What if a bride wears her dress down the aisle, but then halfway through the ceremony decides she changes her mind on the marriage and then leaves? Since the marriage wasn't finalized, when she goes to sell her dress later on Craigslist, can she still say "never worn"?  Is it only considered "worn" when the half-drunk bride spills champagne on it at the reception and Uncle Pete steps on the train while everyone is dancing?