Singed Copy!

Hey Witless Wonders! It's been awhile. I couldn't pass up on this amazing book option:

Decoration Only!

 

These expert tip

Cake decorators: "One 'R' is enough"

From: https://people.com/human-interest/woodstock-couple-photo-cake-50th-anniversary/

Change your hole

Possibly pun intended, though funny either way!

Shh!

Let's fight those kids!

There is "a rat" in separate.

There There

There are some punctuation issues, too, but who wants to nitpick?

We are is a good reliable company

And AOL should apologize to its readers for spelling blunder

As seen at "Today on AOL"

Or maybe, "every year"

Math. It's hard, folks.

20+3=23

From AOL News

I'm confused by the distinction between "dead" and "killed." If someone's been killed, they're dead.

That Drink Belongs to Yogurt

What Kind of Cloth?

Rectal photography

The Toliet

I'm not sure what a toliet is, but evidently there's an unspoken history of it available on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Unspoken-Ifor-Ap-Glyn/dp/B074VD9NZZ

Run, Forrest, run!

Fire and furry

From Augusta, Maine's Kennebec Journal.